What Do You Get When You Combine The Cornetto Trilogy, ‘Harry Potter’, ‘Scooby-Doo’, and ‘Stranger Things’? The New Movie ‘Slaughterhouse Rulez’

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I’m so in love with this trailer. I need it to be the Halloween season so I can be in my seat at the movie theater enjoying this movie.

The Cornetto trilogy + Harry Potter + Scooby-Doo + Stranger Things = my dream coming true that I never knew I wanted until now.

The basic plot of the movie is that Slaughterhouse is a boarding school that grooms young men and women for success. But their perfect world soon falls apart when a nearby fracking site causes a sinkhole, seismic tremors, and oh yeah, unspeakable horrors. The staff and students (and a hermitic drug dealer) must battle the creatures and each other for survival.

Despite Simon Pegg and Nick Frost being in the movie, Edgar Wright is not directing. Bummer, I know. But this trailer had me laughing so Crispian Mills knows what he’s doing. Plus, Pegg and Frost are executive producers on the film. Along with Pegg and Frost on the ride are Michael Sheen, Asa Butterfield, Finn Cole, and Hermione Corfield.

The movie only has a Halloween release date for the U.K. so far but I highly doubt they aren’t trying to get this into American theaters around the same time. Otherwise, I might have to fly to London again.

Bloodius – Hellius- Maximus

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Monica Piluso

Monica Piluso

I could write something really corny or awesome about me but honestly I'm just a young woman that loves geek culture, laughing, and keys (I have a strange obsession with keys). Follow me on Twitter!: @StoryInTheEnd
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