Oh, hey there weird Deadpool 2 trailer. I mean, I guess I shouldn’t have expected any different. It is Deadpool. I’m more wondering how hot Ryan Reynolds was under a Deadpool suit plus a Bob Ross outfit, wig included?
Anyway, here’s the equally weird synopsis of the sequel from Fox.
After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.
In between all of the kookiness, we get to see actual snippets from the movie. Including Negasonic Teenage Warhead being her usual surly but awesome self. A quick look at Zazie Beetz as Domino. A whole lot of guns. Dopinder, the lovable taxi driver returns as Deadpool’s sidekick. And an angry mutant with pyrokinetic abilities. I would be lying if I said I knew who that was. I’ve never really read Deadpool comics, just knew who he was in the Marvel universe. So feel free to school me in the comments on that last bit.
Otherwise, let the countdown begin!
Deadpool 2 smashes into theaters June 1, 2018.