What We Learned From Twitter About ‘Avengers: Infinity War’

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Poor Unfortunate Souls…that is us – we are the poor unfortunate souls!

So we were not at the D23 Marvel Studios panel where footage for Infinity War dropped today. Since we were not there we can only guess what the plot of the movie is based off the Tweets people were sharing – let’s Watson the shit out of Twitter right now…

So here is what I think some of the plot points of Infinity War:

  • Clearly Cap is depressed that Bucky is a popsicle or maybe because Bucky and Black Panther are now besties because he has let himself go and grown facial hair!
  • SPACE the final frontier for the Avengers to battle.
  • Spider-Man get’s some spidey-senses or he has just watched The Last Jedi behind-the-scenes video and got goose-bumps!
  • I know it is super stereotypical but Black Widow’s new hair is clearly in response to a break-up with Hulk.
  • Spoiler, Thor get’s kicked-off Ragnarok because he literally runs into the Guardians
  • So Thanos is the bad guy? Just kidding we know that and that he is bring a army of scary “children” and going to kick a lot of ass!
  • Of course Loki is acting out again…
  • And tho this was not on Twitter, I think Darryl will SAVE EVERYONE!

Hopefully Marvel takes pitty on us normals and share the trailer next week at SDCC with the world!

Avengers: Infinity War hits theaters on May 4, 2018

Kait Calabrò

Kait Calabrò

In Fairly Tale Land, Kait is under contract at HBO writing, producing, and starring in her own 22 to 23 (depending on HBO promos) minute inappropriate comedy series. She would keep all her Golden Globes, Emmys, and E! Fashion Police awards in her guest bathroom so people would think she is witty yet humble. But mostly, she would be classified as American’s Newest Sweetheart and be loved by so many. In her Storybrooke, Kait is a recent Temple University graduate searching for her big break! She is a serious relationship with this blog. She is a proud Mainstream Geek, Social Media addict and has Ginger Swag. When not crushing the dreams of local film students she can be found searching the inter webs for the newest Hollywood gossip and watching Netflix.
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